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"Telling someone they can't be sad because other people have it worse is like telling someone they can't be happy because someone has it better."

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"When I was five years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.” They told me that I didn't understand the assignment; I told them they didn't understand life."


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~I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.~

:iconx-jazzy-b-real-x: “There will be days when you'll look at your hands and you'll want to take something and smash every bone in them, because they'll be taunting you with what they could do, if you found a chance for them to do it, and you can't find that chance, and you can't bear your living body because it has failed those hands somewhere. " ~ Henry Cameron [The Fountainhead]

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I am an opinionated TL;DR prick with rabid mood swings.

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Personality Type: INTP

"dear self,

i have this inevitable tendency to over analyze, to say too much, or not enough. i say the wrong things at the wrong time. i am too honest at inappropriate times and keep my mouth shut at times when i should’ve said something. i am always clumsy, always tired, and always wanting more." ~ tumblr

Life Path Number: 11

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Y'all can skip this. For the Disney crowd only.

Got (though have always gotten) a few inbox notes like, "Um, but Eugene is married :S" after displaying :iconthe-queens-thief: in the last journal. Some (not a lot) are from Sonic fans who are still trying to figure out why the heck I'm not drawing Sonic instead, :XD: but I'm tired of answering this for Disney crossover shippers who come on my mail box with vitriol, so I'm reposting half of this here on behalf of my own deviations (and people who get persecuted for this, like #TheNamelessDoll).
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Internet crossovers take place in Alternate Universes. They are fake fan stories, therefore it's pretty irrelevant to argue about "canon." Them being internet crossovers IS the canon-breaker, because we are mashing different franchises into one (#lol_illegally), taking them out of context automatically. It's senseless when crossover fandoms start placing "canon" barriers like the canon fandoms that puppeteer characters who actually exist in one show or movie, because even those mix it up for What If's.

So I get confused when crossover supporters argue that another cross ship is "breaking the canon" when that very complaint is so hypocritical. Y'all seem to forget where you come from.

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I'm more confused when people treat (fake) cross-ships they don't like (as well as ones they do) like canon ships that happened, are happening, or could happen outside of
If you are shipping characters from two different films, they are all illegitimately fan-made and breaking canon by default, so you can't hold "the ones you don't like" to different standards, bruh. 

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You especially can't throw cross-fires in your own temple if you not only ship characters who already have love interests, but ones from different animation companies (Merida x Hiccup | Jack x Elsa | Jack x Rapunzel).

Yes, being under conflicting studios insinuates that the characters and their worlds do not exist to each other through any portal by laws of animation.

This is not just a matter of being copyrights apart (aka star-crossed), we are talking absolute nonexistence to one another as characters, so until that alters through legal binding, you can't howl about breaking canon at all. You pretty much broke the exosphere and support breaking it.

And that's what you're supposed to do in the crossover fanbase, my brother.

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The integration of two franchises breaking the entire canon wall is far more relevant than who was with who.

Canon timelines, locations, events, and companies are completely thrown out of the window by ROTBTFD crossovers, but people focus on the couplings (the "most less" troublesome part) when they want to talk about "what breaks canon."

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Emotion over reason. :XD:

But let's pretend for a second that canon applies to AU crossovers: 

This constant ROTBTFD complaint:

"Eugene is married."

You can't mention something is "technically impossible" when the "barrier" in question is "technically" breakable by a divorce paper.

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Unlikelihood (subjective opinion) is different from impossibility, especially when you're talking about an AU platform (aka alternate possibilites). I feel like people are coming from such an emotional angle that they don't know how Level 1 this argument actually is.

Zoom out.

  • Many family members of ours had several marriages.
  • Many acquaintances divorced their first/true love.
  • Some married partners died during labor, car accidents, etc.
  • Others didn't fall out of love but nonetheless grew apart.
  • Don't act like you haven't seen it, lived through it with your siblings, been a product of it, or even watched/read soap opera Hollywood dramas about how many alternatives a marriage can have no matter how happily ever after it was.
Movies like "Her," "Lost In Translation," "The Other Boleyn Girl," and "Gone Girl" are perfect examples of your average, normal RL marriage exiting its "tingly feelings" phase when "love" -- as every mid-life adult eventually realizes -- is no longer enough:
"It was exciting to see her grow and both of us grow and change together. But that's also the hard part: growing without growing apart or changing without it scaring the other person."

^ Valid.

The trolls of Frozen had no respect for marriage or royal engagements and attempt to persuade Kristoff to have an affair (going so far as trying to marry him off with Anna), so the Frozen plotline entertained Kristanna even under the pretense that she was "promised."

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Anna had it in her mind that she'd be marrying Hans, wasn't looking for another man, and Disney still made her begin "flirty, awkward feelings" for Kristoff. This was an active love triangle in the plot.

Hans just so happened to conveniently turn out to be crazy, but Kristoff and Anna still would've had suppressed feelings for each other even if he didn't.

  • Reaping these elements, AU divorces, AU love triangles, tension, adultery, and etc are perfectly flexible (and juicy) in an AU fanfiction if that's what someone feels like doing. That's no objective barrier; it's about how convincing you can make it, and that will always be subjective.

I personally love the Elphada (Elsa) x Fiyero (Eugene) x Glinda (Rapunzel) Wicked AU.

"The heart is not like a box that gets filled up; it expands in size the more you love."

Eugene is usually a thief in his cross-ships.

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Do you ever see him in his Prince Eugene getup when he's photo-manipulated, youtube-vidded, drawn, or written with another cross-ship? 


So placing, "he's married to/cheating on Rapunzel!" under the comment of a picture of him where he's in thief gear is completely off-canon. He's a Don Juan rogue when he's a bandit, an unmarried citizen in Corona's court at the end of Tangled, and isn't titled Prince Eugene until a year later. 

I also don't get it when people say, "Flynn is married" without bothering to correct themselves when they're trying to "correct" someone else about what's canon.


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Prince Eugene is married. Flynn Rider is an unmarried, womanizing thief. :XD: ;; Kinda~ shows how irrelevant he is to most people other than just being Rapunzel's love interest since his storyline (and actual true self) is always secondary.

The past vs. present in crossover shippings doesn't matter. It is okay to ship past versions of characters in AU crossovers; other cross-ships like these neglect past and present all the time:

) Tadashi and Elsa are from two different generations, and he's dead. 

) Hiccup and Elsa are in different eras; he died before she was born.

) Jim Hawkins of Treasure Planet and Ariel of The Little Mermaid are on two different planets from two different universes. 

✭) Elsa x Elsa-cest: do we need to point this one out? Popular anyway. 

) Canonically, Jack Overland died in 1700s America and was not seen by anyone as Jack Frost before Jamie in the 2000s.

  • Tangled, Brave, HTTYD, and Frozen (none of which are placed in any RL countries except for Brave and HTTYD) exist in the 600s-1800s; the characters are all dead before the 2000s. They're often shipped with him in their timelines anyway.
  • Characters (specifically ones already magical) are made a Guardian just to be with him. In the Guardians of Childhood, the guardians are only chosen because of some long-life devotion to all children that started since their own mortal birth. They are then transformed and given Moon's powers, and each guardian becomes the single wielder of their own season (Jack is the Spirit of Winter; Bunny is the Spirit of Spring).
  • He is often altered into a visually OOC "adult" character to "suit" the older crossover characters he's shipped with despite being unable to age past 14 in the 1700s and 2000s (Peter Pan complex), but it's pretty overlooked and not called disrespectful or defacing of his character or the RotG storyline.
Current canon says:

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"You're breaking my canon."

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Your canon went where, girl?

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All the fake fanfictions and fake fanart stopped Disney's money and vandalized the merchandise over there at Disneyland? Tangled is still on Netflix; click it and log off.

"It won't be canon."

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Except no one's trying to make them canon? Eugelsa is not a "canon replacement" fanfiction ship. It is not being applied to canon like a canon relationship, being treated like a canon relationship, or being held to the same standards as one. It is handled like a crossover expertiment in an alternate queen vs. thief universe (hence The-Queens-Thief instead of the "Prince Eugene x Queen Elsa" group)

I could argue that it "technically" has no problem being inserted into a Disney film for an Elphada/Fiyero/Glinda-esque love triangle story if a director wanted to do that, but I never agree with petitioning cross-ships into canon films; it contradicts the whole point of a crossover fandom (and is quite frankly overstepping one's line as a freaking consumerist), so I'm not endorsing that.


If you're a cross-shipper, you're using it (because everything you're doing is not in either movies), so please don't say it's wrong when other cross-ships are arranged under it. :lmao: 

Disney uses the AU rule to "change" original stories into their own fanfictions.

Such as making Rapunzel's "Prince" a thief and having her hair glow just because. They're not true to the canon and break it for profit all day everyday, so you could pretty much "debate" that Rapunzel's prince is Prince Charming, not Prince Eugene; "that's just an AU ship."

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#LeMoviesLBF: "This is just a fan story, no harm done to the canon stuff. i thought the term crossover (something that breaks the boundaries of the canon, so you can't complain about breaking the canon at all) would have tipped you off...the mere existence of it does just that!"

"It's morally wrong because he's married, which is why it's not popular anyway."

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Elsa x Anna, Tadashi x Hiro (Big Hero 6), Hans x Elsa, (canon) Jack x (adult) Elsa, Jim Hawkins x Silver (Treasure Planet), can all fall under the categories of incest, hebehilia, and other controversial dynamics to the public eye, so moral-pushing (or moral-ignoring) pairings are active in Disney's fanbase. 

But what do most people do to make the former pairings "less controversial?" 

Create an Alternate Universe where Elsa is not Anna's sister, Jack, Jim, and Hiro are not pubescent boys, Hans is redeemed, etc, which is completely applicable in an AU even if you don't like it. If there are complaints that it's "disrespecting" the original stories and character creations, then it sure doesn't affect their popularity.

"It's cheating."

The characters are not real. The fan stories are not real, either.

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Every 2D Disney character is cross-shipped in the Disney Crossover Community.

And they are all married in canon.

Why does everyone understand that with the 2D Disney characters but not the 3D ones? :XD:

It's always popularly okay to bash and ignore Prince Eric (and forget Melody) in Jim/Ariel or any other 2D pair (Pocahontas x Tarzan), but not Eugene or Rapunzel in Jackunzel (Jack  x Rapunzel), Hiccunzel (Hiccup x Rapunzel), Eugelsa (Eugene x Elsa), EugTooth (Eugene x Toothiana), etc. 

Reason? Favoritism, not logic. 

You often see the 2D characters cross-shipped before they reached marital status in their timelines, and most people overlook it. Why? Because no one's seriously shipping them in canon context (but I swear the RoTBTFD fanbase does this).

If Astrid and Hiccup from How to Train Your Dragon get hitched ("there's my future daughter-in-law!"), no one's going to baw against Merricup (Merida x Hiccup) except for a tiny group. The majority of the ROTBTFD fanbase will still defend shipping it (oh, it's just a crossover!), just like they did Jackunzel (Jack x Rapunzel) until Jelsa (Jack x Elsa) came out. No one is trying to make them canon, so it doesn't change or threaten what's canon.

The crossover community (coupled with the Frozen one) has too many double standards when they know they use creative license 24.7. Fanon can alter everything within the realm of fanfiction and everyone does it to "make" cross-ships "work."

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I like all my canon Disney pairings, but I also like their AU crossovers in equal measure; canon OTPs and crossover OTPs don't co-exist. 

) Thus canon is already canon; you have nothing to be worried about.

#felsa #eugelsa #frozen #elsa #flynnrider #tangled #elsaxflynn #elsaxeugene #eugenefitzherbert #eupunzel #eugenexrapunzel #flynnxrapunzel #rapunzel #rotbtd #rotbtfd #thebigfive #thebigfour #disneycrossovers #crossover #hiccelsa #jelsa #merricup #jackunzel  #elsanna #tadashixelsa 

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TorySteller Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Have your cake and eat it too Happy Birthday Sis!
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blackladyTH Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2015  New Deviant
:icongothicsoulizzy: is stealing youre art
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Storm-Grey Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2015
T-thanks f-for t-the f-fave!....
WingsUnchained Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for the :+fav:(s)!
VirXeno Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2015
I just spent an hour writing a long comment only for the internet to crash. I cri everytime. But anyway I was ganna say thanks for the favorite, my life feels more complete having my biggest inspiration since I was 10 favorite one of my drawings. And thank you for the invite to that felsa group. I love that ship with all my heart. I need to draw it sometime. I also do video crossovers and stuff. Also just ganna say I took the time to read your journal. Holy shit girl I would give you so many hugs right now if I could. I know those feels well. There was a time when I didn't draw anything for close to two years since I would end up crying since I hated everything I made. Twas also going through a lot of problems with my mental health at the time. I can't guarantee about that that feeling is ganna go away since everyone experiences things differently. Well *virtual hugs*
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korsettakiss Featured By Owner May 12, 2015  New Deviant
Jazzy-B-Real, I can't believe your passion for Sonic hasn't returned! I understand, I too - do not have the passion I felt for Sonic but I still appreciate it and suffer from bouts of nostalgia from time to time. It's still hard to think, because I remember us vividly discussing ShadAmy possibilities with such ardor and vitality. :D

Have you seen the new Sonic series, Sonic Boom? I remember you telling me the fact that the games/series sucking now does not have to do with your loss of passion, but I think it some ways it may have contributed to that.

How are you now, by the way? ;)
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yana3317 Featured By Owner May 10, 2015
Have you seen this:…
omg!!! The best Felsa vid out there imo!!
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faith7281 Featured By Owner May 3, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thanks for the fave Boogie! 
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KlimateDrift Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2015  Student General Artist
Do you post your artwork anywhere else besides Deviantart?
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SunsetoSkylar Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Student General Artist
Hello there! I know you may or may not read this comic, but you do realize, even though you have a stamp saying that you're happy that many people like youR art, to keep it off of YouTube. I don't know if you are aware, but I have found a few videos containing your work. 
 Also, I don't know if anyone has said anything to you about it already. I just recently found your account. Otherwise, I would of said something sooner, honestly. 
 What I also don't understand is why people don't read stamps and descriptions. You have a stamps that says you will be willing to do Comissions, and then everyone is asking about Art Trades and Requests instead.
maykuo Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015
My computer has to adjust, comics will be slow to upload.
Angelasexyhog Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Hi you take requests ?
skullsmasher201 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015
I love your art its amazing! I could never draw like you!
NergleReaper Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Hobbyist
why did you stop making shadamy and boondocks your art of that is amazing!!
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littlebookie Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
The way you do Lineart is amazing
NinixShadow Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015  Student General Artist
Hello. Your art is very amazing! Love Do you still draw?
TorySteller Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Love you Jazzy
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Blooming-Snowflake Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015  Student Writer
Hey. Yeah, I am not going to reply back on your message because I'm in school and on my iPad. Not the best combination. X'D 

But I agree with you on the Jelsa part. I see them more as having a sister/brother or father/daughter relationship. I haven't even thought of the mother/son bond they could have. I might write a fan fic or a one-shot about that! :D

I was wondering, what's your real name? And where in America do you live. I mean, it's either midnight or 2 AM in USA. 
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Avril--The--Cat Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Student Artist
could we do an art trade
i just love your art...
its very amazing...)
Thank you for the faves :hug:
Siamese712 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015  Student General Artist
May I ask, how willing are you to help a lesser known Artist?
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